‘Merry Effing Christmas’ Gift Wrapping Paper

Just because it's the holidays doesn't mean you have to tone down your usual profane self. You don't have to go all soft by wrapping presents with generic gift wrap that feature happy elves and fat Santa's, because you can get this Merry F'cking Christmas giftwrap instead.

It's red, it's plain, it's downright profane. But you don't want to piss anyone off, so don't use it when you're giving presents to a kid.

You've invested blood, sweat and tears to find the perfect gift, so why sheath it under a wrapping of Christmas clichés? Our festive red gift wrap is perfectly camouflaged amongst the others under the tree, but when the recipient brings your package up to unwrap it, the seemingly innocuous patterned text reveals it's semi-hidden message: Merry F'cking Christmas!

Get It: $12+