Melissa Satta Bikini Pictures For the Hot Neon Win

We do so love Bostonian born Italian model and TV personality Melissa Satta whose bikini candids never cease to arouse the higher levels of our intellect, albeit those higher levels are located in lower positions, which is both ironic, and often rather inconvenient.

Melissa has been in Miami recently with her euro-football superstar man-friend, Kevin Prince Boateng, who has the distinct pleasure of getting to explore deep into the neon bikini covered parts Melissa was flashing along the beach. It was quite a show, with the lime green just-in-case-you-weren't-ogling-already bat signal cuing every male within ten miles to being eye-bulging procedures. Just a 'wow' meets 'hot damn' kind of body on that Melissa Satta. Enjoy.