Melissa Riso Spreads Her Legs Wide In Sextastic Bikini Shoot

Melissa Riso ruffles my feathers. Had I known it was possible for a woman to be that hot I would have pursued a career as a beach lifeguard. It’s a win win. I get to watch her with binoculars from a distance because keeping an eye on the beach folk is my job, and should she happen to fall in the ocean from the ledge that she’s so gracefully walking across, I get to save her by administering CPR. Any excuse to get closer to Melissa Riso is a good excuse.

I wonder how on Earth are these women getting hotter by the day. I bet being that attractive is illegal somewhere. Her beauty could inspire the start of a war. I know I’m willing to, at the very least, fight for her attention. Looking at her gives me the same sensation I get when I smell and see steak sizzle on the grill. That’s how I know what I feel for her is true love. If she gives me the same feeling that I have about my meat, then that means she’s a very special woman. And feelings like those should not be ignored.

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