Melissa Joan Hart Up For A Reboot And Being Really Naughty

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elliot-wolf - December 3, 2018

When Melissa Joan Hart’s husband isn’t home to smell the scent of his lover wrapped in warm latex, he’s receiving dirty GIFs because normal sexting is so last season. Whatever happened to women sending pictures of themselves with whip cream stuffed where it doesn’t belong. Naughty GIFs just seem so impersonal and novelty. Melissa is clearly in a “talk to me dirty or don’t talk to me at all” kind of marriage. Which basically means things are dead when kinky NSFW texts is the only thing keeping you guys together.

Melissa Joan Hart says there is a "possibility" of a 'Clarissa Explains It All' remake. The 42-year-old actress believes there is a chance of a reboot of the 1990s hit Nickelodeon show - and she would like the new adaptation to be "a mother and daughter two hander kind of show" similar to 'Gilmore Girls'.

Add Melissa being a dirty GIF generator to the long list of new information assisting in the unraveling of my childhood memories. She would explain it all as Clarissa, so I need answers on how Melissa became a kink queen in her forties. I hope this possible reboot of her old show doesn’t happen. The whole thing sounds dumber than the person who came up with the idea that sex dolls need to give consent. Imagine asking an inanimate object like your toaster “are you okay with this” before inserting yourself into it. Let’s not insert ourselves into kitchen appliances, or scenarios where we watch revived Nickelodeon sitcoms from the 90s.

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