bill-swift - May 24, 2013
Scary Spice knows how to pose her bottomside in the general direction of camera lenses. As she did once more again on her yacht off the coast of Cannes. Melanie Brown might not have all the tools in her arsenal of a decade ago, but, make no mistake, she's still playing with some very heavily loaded guns.
Someday when I anchor my floating luxury vessel, the S.S. Sextastic, off the coast of France, it will be littered with the barely covered bodies and booties of some of the finest women in the world. And, then, you know, I'll probably wake up and find myself in my bathtub with my latest Superman comic bleeding ink into the water. I hate when that happens. Enjoy.