Mel Gibson Joins Cast of ‘Expendables 3’ (Insert Lazy Anti-Semitic Joke Here)

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bill-swift - August 13, 2013

Good news for Mel Gibson fans, and bad news for Abe Foxman.

Mad Max himself will be joining the cast of Expendables 3as the main antagonist. This, along with Gibson's upcoming role in Machete Kills should prove once and for all that 'the Jews' do not run Hollywood. Either that, or they run it very poorly.

Gibson is joining a cast that currently includes Antonio Banderas, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham, Kellan Lutz, Ronda Rousey, Victor Ortiz, and Harrison Ford. Ford was recently added to replace Bruce Willis who reportedly demanded $4 million for three days of work. No word yet on what Gibson is being paid, but I'll check with my sources at the Vatican Bank and get back to you.

Expendables 3 has yet to begin filming, but has tentatively be scheduled to hit theaters next August. So don't die before then.