Megan Fox Sucks. Hard.

You know, I'm kinda happy to be writing that even after the massive marketing push behind Megan Fox's new movie, Jennifer's Body, including a look at Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried's lesbian kiss, the movie opened in 5th place with a really, really, really shitty $6.8 Million. It got beaten, hard, by a movie about computer generated hamburgers falling from the sky. It even got beaten by a Tyler Perry movie that's already been out 2 weeks. So why am I happy that Megan Fox's movie was a complete and utter bomb? Because I kinda hate Megan Fox. Sure, she's fuckin' hot, as evidenced by these Megan Fox cheerleader pictures, but she's also an idiot and a total bitch. Oh, and she can't act. And now it seems everybody knows it.