brian-mcgee - December 18, 2018
Filipino/Australian hottie Catriona Gray is the new Miss Universe, and I think she will do an outstanding job representing our planet in the federation of galaxies. I think that we've done a hell of a job selecting the best woman for the job, and we've got plenty of photographic evidence to back it up.
The delegation from Kremulak will really enjoy Catriona's many looks at the beach. Whether she's one piecing it or rocking a bikeen, Catriona's got it going on and a planet with that much water will be able to appreciate this facet of Catriona's personality.
As far as the delegation from Remular, they've always liked a woman in a big hat, and Catriona's got one of the god damned biggest hats I've ever seen in my life. She looks spectacular wearing just that hat and a flesh colored bodysuit. It's a hell of a look that's sure to be a hit with the Remulans.
Anyway, no matter what gleep glop alien race we're trying to appease, Catriona Gray is sure to do a great job representing all of us at the great galactic council, or whatever it's called. Onward and upward to great success, Miss Universe. Do us all down here on earth proud.
Photo Credit: Instagram / MEGA / Getty Images
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