Me and Mrs. Smith Are About to Have a Thing Going On

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bill-swift - August 24, 2011

You know I waste little time in these matters of the loins.

With our friends at TMZ reporting that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith have separated, I make my move. Pounce! Like a crazed leopard in heat, my spots but a blur before Mrs. Smith knows what hit her. Shock and awe. It's my only hope.

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