McKayla Maroney Bikini Selfie Means This Is Going to Be a Great Week

My hypnotherapist, the rarely acclaimed Dr. Shoemacher P. Jones, has chided me on more than once occasion to focus my abundant ADHD type energies on something singularly positive to begin each week. Sure, there's breakthroughs in medical research and international detentes and a cute-as-hell baby monkey being born in a zoo somewhere, but I prefer to focus on the lone goodness of somebody like Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney.

Not only did McKayla accomplish something at the Olympics that admittedly I did not watch, but she has turned that glory into ever greater benevolence since by making a number of highly noteworthy appearances for her age of innocence. And bolstering these public exhibitions through social media where she routinely plays 'check me out now' on her Instagram and Twitter feeds. Many thanks to EgoReader 'Quil' for spotting this fuller version of McKayla Maroney in her bikini selfie before the teen gold medalist reticently cropped it for more family-friendly viewing. Welcome to Monday.