Maxim Halloween Party 2017

Halloween's almost here and that means it's time for the 2017 edition of what otherwise innocuous costumes are we hyper-sexualizing this year?! The Maxim Halloween Party 2017 is the place to be seen if you're going as Sexy Stephen Hawking or Sexy Neil De Grasse Tyson or Sexy Bill Nye the Science Guy or whatever other scientist you want to make sexy. And please don't even get me started on Sexy Mr. Wizard. It looks like we've got Sexy Cinderella and Sexy, I don't know, what is that the Statue of Liberty maybe? It's all very sexy. 

In retrospect, it's probably not a great idea for you to hit play on the song I've selected for today's Jukebox Selects. However, I clearly had this epiphany before publishing the article. So why not just delete it? Well, because it's still kind of a great reminder for me that Halloween is getting close and I'm about ready to dust off my copy of Halloween III: Season of the Witch and give it another go, so if you've seen the movie and really need to take this trip back down memory lane, I dare you to hit play as you leaf through these incredible hot pictures.

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