Mary Carey Wants To Be Donald Trump’s Running Mate

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bill-swift - May 3, 2016

You could do worse than having a former porn star as your running mate. Sure, there's the public rhetoric about her not being equipped to be a Vice President of the country. But in the privacy of the voting booth, let alone the privacy of any room, we know who at least a vast majority of the men pull levers for. Yep, the adult film blonde with the pink bikini bottoms with the righteous racktastic.

Never missing an opportunity to promote herself, Mary Carey took to the streets to throw her hat and curvaceous female form into the ring for second on the ticket with Donald Trump. Somebody has to be. Why not a woman who's had a real job, working really hard, for really long hours. Nobody knows the bump and grind of the real world like an adult film star. There's nothing they haven't seen. And I guarantee you foreign dignitaries and world leaders never miss a meeting. Mary, you have my vote. I honestly don't see how either candidate could do any better than you, and I wholly doubt they will. Enjoy.

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