Martina “Tini” Stoessel Bootylicious Black Bikini

If you think I'm one of those guys to get hung up on the fact that Martina "Tini" Stoessel was born three months before I graduated high school, you'd be wrong. I'm more depressed by that fact than hung up on it. Admittedly I'd never heard of her before these pictures came across my desk, but now that I've seen her, I'm eager to learn more. To the Wikipedia!

It seems that Tini here is quite the superstar in her native Argentina. She's what's known as a quadruple threat: An actress, model, singer, and dancer. She has a brother named Francisco...

Here's something Wikipedia won't tell you. She's got a fantastic booty that looks absolutely amazing in this black bikini. It's too bad she appears to be in a relationship with Paolo McManbun there, because she seems like quite the catch. I'm always happy when I can add a new celebrity obsession to my portfolio, and I think Tini will fit in nicely with the other hundred or so women I keep tabs on.

Apparently Tini isn't just her name, it's also her preference in bikinis. Seeing these pictures also kinda makes me wish I were on vacation, but as Papa McGee always said, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first. 

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