Marissa Everhart Thongtastic Bikini Tugging at your Lower Heartstrings

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bill-swift - July 17, 2015

I think other consumer products could learn a lesson from what this nondescript not even clear they're in business water company is doing by way of pimping its merchandise. Like getting monumental hot thumper bikini model Marissa Everhart to roll around the beach in a thong and pour their water over her chest like the Sun God Apollo rode down on his chariot and demanded an offering. If only I were the sun god, I can't begin to tell you how such offerings would turn out.

Marissa and her spectacularly sextastic body somehow maintained order within this tiny bikini and athletically posed and preened across the sand in various states of driving gentleman oglers quite wild. This may not increase water sales, but hand lotion revenues have to be going through the roof. Always look to the complementary products for the best investments. Marissa, whatever is your doing, please don't stop. Or change. But when you do, please mail me that thong. I'm a vintage collector. Enjoy.

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