Marilyn Monroe’s Hair Up For Sale At Affordable Price

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elliot-wolf - January 16, 2019

It’s always important to remember to wear two condoms when penetrating a woman who has Marilyn Monroe posters in her home. Any woman that idolizes Marilyn isn’t exactly the best kind of women to accidentally have kids with. Monroe has been the official patroness saint of celebrity socialite sluts since she sacrificed herself in the sixties. Anna Nicole Smith, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and Amber Rose have all prayed to her. But only the most devout of disciples will want to own a piece of her. And now they can because a lock of her hair is up for sale for around a measly $16,000.

A 60-year-old clipping of Marilyn Monroe's hair is up for grabs, and as an added bonus ... it comes with a sexy glamour shot of the blonde bombshell.

The lock of hair -- approximately 35 strands worth -- is from the collection of Kenneth Battelle, who served as the icon's hairdresser from 1958 until her death in 1962. The "Some Like It Hot" star's hair is available at Moments In Time for $16,500.

I like how owning a dead woman’s hair is considered owning a piece of history. But asking for a piece of hair from a woman while she’s still alive is considered pervert activity. Where are we drawing the line people? I need answers. Because I have a friend that would pay a pretty penny for a jar of Margot Robbie’s pubes. I’m more concerned with the mental state of the buyers in that kind of market. I feel like the person who purchased Scarlett Johansson’s snot tissue for thousands of dollars on eBay should forfeit their right to procreate just like women who pray to JFK’s cum sponge.

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