bill-swift - December 5, 2016
Say what you will about Mariah Carey. Through all the turmoil and public relations and gossip and tabloid stories, when the whistle blows and the game begins you can bet Mariah will be there in a low cut evening gown looking like a million damn boobtastic dollars and owning the red carpet. That's not the kind of skill you pick up as a young woman, nor the kind of red carpet ownage you give up easily as a veteran hottie and buxom MILF. Mariah Carey is impossible not to leer.
Such was the case at the VH-1 Divas Christmas Party in New York. It's unclear who made the guest list, but if you're going to call it a party for divas, do expect Mariah to show up showing off her 40-something funbags and jewelry that costs more than my house and the ten on either side of it combined. She's sparkling in more ways that one. Though the ones we can motorboat are of the most import. Good on you, Mariah. In the face of rough news cycles, give them your best revenge. Looking amazing. I'm in for a couple more babies if you're still in business. Enjoy.
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