Mariah Carey Big Busty Bosom At Hallmark Party In LA

Mariah Carrey was her usual bouncy busty self at the Hallmark Party in LA. Some people wonder what the secret is to Mariah's phenomenal vocal range. I think I have an idea. I think her ginormous knockers give her extra lung capacity so she's able to hit those really high notes. This is just a theory, of course. In order to prove it I would have to get up close and personal and really study Mariah's chesticles to come to a true determination. But her body guards won't let me conduct my research. Bastards. So, for now I will have to glance at those round mounds of fleshy goodness from afar and conduct my "research" in private. 

I remember back when I was in high school and Mariah was first coming up that she was a hottie mchottiepants back then. It's amazing that we are still talking about how incredibly sexy she is twenty years later. That's staying power, buddy. 

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