Mariah Carey Bikini Concert Pictures

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bill-swift - October 4, 2006

So, I don't think that Mariah Carey is technically wearing a bikini, but whatever she's wearing on stage isn't really that much bigger than a bikini. Sure, it has a cape, and she's not at the beach, but it sure looks like a bikini to me. That or it's just plain bra and underwear. Albeit sparkly bra and underwear.

Of course, I could be wrong. Who knows, with that cape, Mariah Carey could be some kind of new singing Superhero. An annoying, skanky, singing Superhero. Or, just plain skanky. Either way, she's not really wearing very much.

You, know I think it's good that we finally have a plus-sized, annoying, skanky, singing Superhero.

Lots more Mariah Carey Bikini (or Bra and Underwear) pictures after the jump.