Maria Menounos Little Black Dress Just Might Give You Big Blue… Never Mind

Having just celebrated her birthday over the weekend, Maria Menounos was quick not to let down her adoring multi-million-man ogling public fans with something as simple as exiting her N.Y.C. hotel in a little black dress that didn't take long for most of those millions of fans to virtually remove from her body using just the sheer power of the lust-filled portions of their mind. A simple, sextastic gesture that left me feeling a combination of gratitude and needing a cold shower.

Maria Menounous, she's that level of hotness when I'd pay to watch her get a cavity filled at the dentist. Enjoy.