bill-swift - June 13, 2012
Having just celebrated her birthday over the weekend, Maria Menounos was quick not to let down her adoring multi-million-man ogling public fans with something as simple as exiting her N.Y.C. hotel in a little black dress that didn't take long for most of those millions of fans to virtually remove from her body using just the sheer power of the lust-filled portions of their mind. A simple, sextastic gesture that left me feeling a combination of gratitude and needing a cold shower.
Maria Menounous, she's that level of hotness when I'd pay to watch her get a cavity filled at the dentist. Enjoy.