Maria Menounos Indy 500 Hotness Started My Engine And It Still Hasn’t Stopped

You know the old Egotastic! test for hotness -- if you can't stop checking her out and she's fully dressed -- you probably won't even survive the undressing.

Maria Menounos lives on that plane of hotness. And it was on full display over the Memorial Day Weekend as Maria flashed her sextastic at the Indy 500 where that loud engine whirring sound was actually 100,000 male spectators shuffling uncomfortably in their seats upon spotting the Mt. Olympian goddess and collectively feeling the urge to cover her in a bath of Greek yogurt (that last part may have just been me). Enjoy.