bill-swift - July 18, 2013
I'm hardly going to blame Howie Mandel for looking down the top of Maria Menounos live on the set of Extra. Therefore but the grace of God go I, or something along those lines to imply that I would be doing the same myself if I were astride the Grecian Goddess in a low cut dress baring parts of her fabulous wares.
For many years now I've been inspired to chisel a statue to this ridiculously good looking woman. At some point, passion will surpass my instinctive predilection toward being super lazy and I will arrange for a hunk of Carrara marble to shipped to my humble abode so I can begin sculpting. I will start with the chest, for complete inspiration. Enjoy.