Maria Menounos Bouncy Bosoms and Stellar Duff For “Hail Caesar”

Hail our Grecian Goddess. Maria Menounos laid claim to two points of sextastic emphasis at the Hail Caesar movie premiere in Hollywood, three if you count her spectacularly round and perfect booty. And why would you not count that?

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Maria Menounos is both one of our great objects d' lust and also one of the more frustrating. Her commitment to PG-rated entertainment gossip television is disheartening and in direct opposition to our overwhelming desire to see her out of her designer clothing. Also, I don't care who Nick Jonas is dating. We want to see your fully heavenly Mt. Olympus goodness, Maria. Such a teasing sample of which you bared in this daringly tight and low cut white dress. Hail, Maria. Now if you could, please hail us back without the dress. Your legions await a view of heaven. Enjoy.

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