Maria Menounos Bikini Top Pictures Are the Icing on Her Birthday Cake

Our belusted Grecian goddess turned 35 over this past weekend, and while we are still awaiting word what Maria Menounos thought of the birthday present we sent over (hopefully, all the blood had dried by time of delivery), the sextastic TV hostess seemed to be having one fine time at her tequila themed party where she flaunted her tube tops in a bikini top that made us pray for a birthday malfunction.

While the evening was almost ruined by the Kardashian family invites, nothing could spoil a night of booze and boobtastic courtesy of a woman we'd like to circumnavigate the globe with in a tiny dinghy, with nothing to slake our thirst save for each other's sacred bodily fluids. Call me, Maria, I'm down at the docks awaiting your arrival. Enjoy.