Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures Hot Enough to Blow Your Everything

Oh, happy days when Maria Menounos hits the beach in her little bikinis to bring us so much big pleasure.

Our Grecian goddess took to the shores of Los Angeles this weekend in a little two-piece number to flash her number 10 score in all-around major league hotness. We weren't even expecting this which made the sight of her pleasant pair and wicked hot body that much more awesome. Those ripe melons, that taut body, that ridiculously sweet booty -- I can only imagine the sailors of yore seeing such a Siren and crashing their boats into the most deadliest of shores.

Personally, crashing into Maria is all I am thinking about at the moment. Enjoy.