Man Steals Sex Toys From an Adult Store He Previously Applied for a Job At!

There's dumb and then there's whatever you want to call this dude.  29-year-old Jacob McFarland decided it was a good idea to steal sex toys from an adult store, not just any adult store, one he previously applied for a job at.

Jacob didn't steal just any sex toys either.  He grabbed a Fleshlight and a $250 item called the "Autoblow A.I."  When the employee of the adult store followed him out to the parking lot and got him in a headlock, Jacob threatened to stab them.

The employee let him go and called the cops.  They found the world's worst sex toy thief and recovered the sex toys at a nearby hotel.

When a worker confronted McFarland, he said “let go of me right now before I f—ing stab you,” the complaint stated.

“The victim was able to identify McFarland because he recently applied for a position at Adult World,” police wrote.

Cops caught up with the raunchy robber at a hotel near the North Wales sex shop, and found him with the stolen fake female genitalia and robotic oral sex machine, as well as a knife, the complaint said.

There is one important detail that was left out and I need an answer to, which Fleshlight did he steal?  It's an important question.  The answer will determine how guilty I think he is.