Man Rules: The Christmas Gift You Must Get If You Love Somebody But Don’t Want to Spend More Than $12

Hands down, Man Rules: The Beginner's Guide to Manhood, is the single funniest and most insightful book of the year. I say that as a man who loves women, and loves other men, but not in the same way that I love women. More in the let's go in halfsies in the big nachos kind of way. That actually goes for both sexes. I do love nachos.

Man Rules on sale for Christmas now on Amazon

Lex Jurgen is my satirical hero. He may also have more insight into how to fix the snowflake generation of millennial males more than anybody else on this planet. It's all so simple, yet so hard. But his book is super effin' funny and would be the perfect Christmas gift for the guy in your family who needs it, or for the woman you know who's life is miserable because of these softie males. The perfect stocking stuffer at twelve bucks. I only pimp the things I love.