Make Your Momma Proud: No Cocaine In The Bathroom Stitch

You've probably been busted a couple of times for smoking weed or doing coke in your parent's bathroom. Whether you still live at home or were just visiting, your old folks were probably none too happy to find that you haven't kicked your old habits to the curb. This stitch right here isn't much, but you can give it as a present to your mom and pops to make up for your little relapse and to cast some humor into the entire situation.

That's aside from the fact that this little thing can also serve as a warning to future bathroom users, too.

Get It: $5
Note: This is just for the pattern though, so your 'I'm Sorry' gift will need a bit more effort from you since you'll have to sew it. Or you could just, you know, pay someone to do it for you because sewing is for chicks (but the feisty Emma Stone probably disagrees with us on that one.)