bill-swift - August 20, 2014
The lovely Maitland Ward was looking hot as F in a barely there swimsuit in Malibu. This thing is only technically an item of clothing. It's more of a long piece of cloth that's barely covering her naughty parts. Maitland has a spectacular pair of funbags that are shown off to great effect, you know, since they are mostly out. There is some serious cleav, enough to make a man want to excuse himself to the bathroom. The bottom is also quite revealing. It covers up her hoo-haa but that's about all. In the back her tight booty is accentuated. I always had a thing for Maitland Ward. People used to be all about Topanga on Boy Meets World but I always said that Maitland was way hotter. I know that that is a controversial statement but I stand by it.
So, the question is: what do you call a swimsuit that has less fabric than a bikini? You call it sexy. See what I did there?