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Madison Beer Walks the Puppy

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Lex Jurgen - October 5, 2016

Coming to Hollywood as a high school dropout to be a star and making enough to pay the rent but not enough that you're working more than a day a week leaves plenty of free time. Your mom isn't even pretending to be watching anymore. She once had young tits like you. Now she's funneling your YouTube ad dollars into her rainy day fund. She bought you the dog as a distraction. Fairly classic ruse.

When she tells you to skip the shirts for the walks, she's speaking as your manager. When she tells you she loves you, also manager. There's no mom left. I can see it behind your yellow lenses. You can not possibly turn eighteen fast enough. The drugs are going to be tremendous.

 

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