aldo-vallon - January 5, 2019
Why did she have to pick this day of all days to wear the high-waisted sweats? She could have chosen to wear them when she had on the over-sized t-shirt or sport’s jersey, but no. Instead she chose to wear them while also wearing the worlds smallest t-shirt.
What is the point in even having a tummy that tight if you are only going to cover it up with pants? She might as well start eating pork rinds and drinking milk shakes if she is going to keep it on lockdown.
Teenagers have been rebelling against high-waisted pants for decades now. That is why we started sagging our pants so low. And now Madison Beer has decided to start waving the white flag and give in to convention. She is really putting herself at risk of losing my respect. It is going to take a hell of a lot for her to get back in my good graces. I mean, I don’t want to pressure her into doing anything just to please me, but a pair of high heels and some yoga pants would do wonders. I know those don’t usually go together, but I feel like playing Frankenstein.
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