bill-swift - March 6, 2017
Madison Beer is 18. I feel like we waited forever. She probably feels the same way, only she's had the good fortune of seeing herself naked daily while we've had to be patient. And will for a bit longer I suppose, though now we are free to mention her outstanding funbags without nasty letters from people who see calendar dates as transformative processes.
Madison is in Paris for Fashion Week. No idea why, but who cares. It allowed her to invite the likes of Bella Hadid and Cara Delevingne to her 18th birthday and herself wear a super low cut and high cut shimmering dress to announce her entry into adulthood. I wouldn't have denied her before. Madison is one of those Hollywood ingenues who's been living the grown up life for some time now. Only now, we can leer without hesitancy. I plan on doing a ton of that. Look at that body. Happy Birthday, Madison. Enjoy.
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