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Madison Beer Cameltoe at the Crowne Plaza

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aldo-vallon - March 22, 2018

I wonder how many people in the world have both seen a cameltoe and have actually seen a camel’s toe. My assumption is that it is pretty low. I imagine if a person grows up in an area where they can have access to looking at a camel’s feet then they have very limited access to women in tight pants. Those societies tend to keep their women pretty well bundled up. And likewise, any society that allows their women to run around in pants that are so tight they can produce a clam wedgie is also probably a place where camels are going to be few and far between.

The only reason that I have seen both in the flesh is because in the town I grew up in there was an eccentric man who had a farm with relatively exotic animals. From what I can tell there was no real purpose to having them. He was not running a petting zoo or anything like that. He just enjoyed having bison and zebras and the like as pets. My personal theory is that he secretly enjoyed making the town smell like shit during hot summer days. And that is an expensive price to pay for trolling.

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