bill-swift - December 12, 2016
Granted, the Jingle Balls held around the country this time of year are a grand multi-city promotional tour of craptastic teeny bopper music. What can you do. The girls with all the credit card numbers love the heavily produced light thinking ditties. On the upside, the good looking young women come out to see and be seen for these big time radio events every December. The Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden had Madison Beer. Wow.
While we are no longer counting down the barely legal days for Madison, too depressing, the seventeen year old brunette rising star looked like one million damn bitcoin in her white tight braless short and otherwise all around revealing dress on the red carpet for the event. Madison stole the show. Even though her own music remains shrouded in "album coming soon" secrecy, she seems certain to be popular. Just look at her. I can imagine her music being amazing, at volume zero, dancing around my living room crooning in some especially skin tight outfit. What a body. I mean, when she's eighteen, what a body. For now, I heard she's darling. Enjoy.
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