Madison Beer Boobtastic at The Nice Guy in West Hollywood

Madison Beer has narrowed down her professional time to one single teenager pursuit -- showing off her sweet funbags at evenings out on the town. Mock, sneer, or deride as you like, I happen to praise the great gods of all tribes for this work choice of hers that leads us to ogle her fine specimen of sweet mams once or thrice a week in the evening hours.

Don't blame Madison for dancing with who brung her to the dance, her epic boobtastic and the bare midriff she constantly shows off beneath. She came to town as a fifteen year old with sky high expectations of becoming a pop music star and what a concert performance she would make. Four years later almost she's yet to release a single track, but she's turned barely legal and basically made a name for herself in the starlet world by body alone. As if that's a small thing.

Madison, I for one adore your career pursuit. I'm your biggest fan. We should do an evening out together if you don't mind my alligator arms for the check at the end of the evening. The places you're going I can't afford. Yet I can't afford not to dream. Enjoy.

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