Madison Beer Beyond Beautiful In Gorgeous Bikini Candids

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elliot-wolf - November 29, 2018

I am a firm believer in Beer because Beer has never let me down. Beer always looks great, day or night. Rain or shine. I always want more Beer. I hope 3-D printing technology hurries along. Because I’d sure print a bunch of life-size Madisons just to keep plenty of Beer in the house. The woman is curvier than any bottle of Budweiser or Corona I’ve ever seen. In fact, I don’t know any other woman worthy of a never-ending round of applause solely for stepping outside and bestowing everyone with such an astounding view. She’s like a beautiful canvas on two very attractive legs. Or a scenic horizon view with the ability of mobility.

If kids are allowed to be cuckoo for things like Coco Puffs, you can call me mad over Madison. I don’t care. I’m going insane over how amazing she looks like a 5-year-old staring at a big bowl of that chocolate stuff in the morning. How well she looks in a bikini top is enough to turn the most sane man a little loopy. I don’t mind wearing a straight jacket if it means seeing more of her.

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