Made in Chelsea Hottie Ashley James Bouncy Bikini in Dubai

If you're fond of the beautiful young ladies with a little more robust meat on the bones than your professional model types, reality show and all around British sextastic blonde Ashley James should serve your needs while prancing about the beach in Dubai. You know, where people go when they need a little break from England. I'm certainly going if Ashley James promises to keep going in bikinis that barely contain her full funbags.

There's something to be said for the curvaceous blonde baring boobtastic at the beach. That thing is, thank god. I really needed that. Perhaps Ashley James stepped into a career of fame rather than earning it in any particular skill set. And, so what? If we gentleman oglers are to be the beneficiary of the visual displays of mammarial wonderful, I say, bring on more pointless reality shows. How badly do I wish to untie that bikini top? There are no known measurements. Enjoy.

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