Ludicrous Speed

Natalie Portman has gone to Plaid. (PopSugar)

In memory of Jessica Alba's ass. (CollegeHumor)

Don't tell Jessica. Carrie Underwood still gets calls from Tony Romo. (DListed)

Jena Malone punks out. (Pink is the New Blog)

Maria Menounos is a hottie, no matter what she does to her hair. (Popoholic)

Amy Winehouse is pissed she got canned from recording the new Bond song. (Defamer)

Nikki Blonsky's dad is out of jail. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears promotes the MTV Video Music Awards. (IDLYITW)

Demi Lovato is your fashion disaster of the day. (Socialite Life)

Jake Gyllenhaal is buff, unsettling. (CityRag)

Another day of shopping for Britney Spears. (Hollywood Rag)