michael-garcia - August 9, 2016
Lucy Pinder and her considerable funbags took some provocative shots for her new calendar. I know it's only August but maybe she's just getting everything ready for next year, but who wants to wait that long to look at her luscious melons? Lucky for us we don't have to wait. Lucy's ta-tas are gargantuan. I would say they are too big but that's not a thing. She wears a variety of tasty swimwear and lingerie all made to show off the ladies. There is cleavage that will melt your eyeballs and enough sideboob to satisfy. Her yum yums are so massive that I wonder if only one person can handle them. I think you would need to bring a friend to help, preferably another lady. These are the scenarios you've got to think about when you are dealing with ta-tas of this magnitude.
(**Breaking News** you must read the hilarious new Lex Jurgen satire, Man Rules, on Amazon. Millennial man-kind stands in the balance!)
I've not used a paper calendar in ten years but I'm starting to think I need to get this. It would make the passage of time go just a little bit smoother if I had Lucy's jugs to look at.
Photo Credit: Lucy Pinder Calendar