bill-swift - September 28, 2012
It's hard to be in a long-distance relationship. There's the distance, the time difference, personality changes, and again, did I already mention distance? Sure, you could do video calls and try macking on the phone, but nothing beats the real thing. (No duh!)
Of course, that's impossible given the distance (again), but a pair of hump toys might be able to help you and your girl out. The pair is called the LovePalz and it includes one hollow tube-like contraption for the guys called Zeus, and an aluminum weiner for the ladies called Hera.
Each one is linked to the other through the iOS-compatible LovePalz app. They're equipped with all sorts of sensors so that the Zeus reacts according to the motions that your girl is making with her Hera. For example, there's a speed sensor so both of you are getting it on at the same pace. There's also a pressure sensor so the entire thing gets as close as possible to simulating the real deal.
Hit the jump for a video showing how the entire system works.
Now let me ask you: would you bang this aluminum tube?
The pair costs $95. There's also a special edition 24K golden pair of LovePalz priced at ten grand. Insane. But if you're interested, you can find out more here.
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