editor - February 26, 2011
Louis C.K. was on Opie and Anthony yesterday when former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld called in for an interview, presumably because of some kind of clerical oversight on the part of Rumsfelds staff.
Things started off routinely enough, and then at around the 2:30 mark, Louis says...
"There's still those people out there that think, you know, Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney are actually lizards, who, I mean literally, there are people who think they are lizards from outer space who eat human flesh.
I don't know if anybody has ever asked you directly, sir, but are you a lizard? Are you actually, can you just please give that a straight answer, are you a lizard person?"
Rumsfeld never does actually deny being a lizard from outer space, even though Louis spends the next 14 minutes asking him about it. Then the call ends and Louis and Opie and Anthony talk about why Rumsfeld wouldn't deny it, while Rumsfeld himself ate a mouse, conjured up live video of Louis through a crystal ball and yelled "Sieze Him!" to his guards.
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