Lots Of People Are Getting It On At The Gym

I'm not a big gym person. When I exercise, which is admittedly not that much, I like to do it in the privacy of my own home or maybe outside. I find gyms unsettling. All those sweaty people using the same machines and walking around with their balls out in the locker room. It's disgusting. But a lot of people, at least in England, are having sex at the gym. According to a survey conducted by sex shop Ann Summers, 25% of people who go to a gym responded that they have given their crotch a workout while there. 10% even said they carry a condom in their gym bag just in case. It's no surprise, I guess. Working out increases blo0d flow and causes your body to release endorphins. This tends to get people in the mood. 

Still, I think it's gross. The gym is a giant vat of bacteria and infection and I just imagine that everything is covered in sweat, spit, and pubes. This only makes me want to go to the gym less because there might also be man yogurt on the floor. Ew.