brian-mcgee - August 22, 2017
In the run up to the 2016 Oscars when everyone was feeling really bad for Leonardo DiCaprio because he still didn't have an Oscar, I had to remind everyone I knew never to feel bad for Leo. The guy can always comfort himself by banging hot models on his yacht, and it's impossible to feel bad for someone who can do that on a regular basis.
Leo's latest gal pal is the ridiculously hot German beauty Lorena Rae, who spent the day out and about in New York City in a pink sports bra and workout pants, reminding us all once again why we should never, ever feel bad for Leo. Seriously, while you spent time and energy feeling bad for him, he's spending time and energy putting his weight on Lorena here. Remember that the next time you feel even a twinge of empathy for Leo.
Lorena is a truly remarkable specimen, and it's a crushing blow to men everywhere to know that she chose Leo over any of the rest of us, but we can't compete with Leo. He's got a yacht. And a pussy posse. We're not even playing the same sport. Enjoy!
Photo Credit: Splash News
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