LOLWhut?: ‘Hello Kitty’ Booze Exists

They say real men wear pink. But what can you say about the ones that drink Hello Kitty-branded beer?

I kid you not. These actually exist. But you won't find them in your local grocery stores anytime soon, because they're probably only available in Asia. Brewed by Taiwan's Long Chuan Beer Company, it's described as a 'fruity' beer with a low alcohol content (just 2.5% ABV.) But then, what did you expect from booze that's got a cartoon cat stamped on its can?

I bet you can't even taste the actual alcohol in this thing. Maybe they can re-market this as beer with training wheels for dudes who want to slowly adjust to having booze in their system.