That’s Not Magic

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Jordan's boyfriend is as plastic as she is. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears takes Sean Preston for a stroll. At least she's wearing shoes. (Pink is the New Blog)

Nicole Richie has some major hair issues. (DListed)

Sienna Miller's last period film didn't do very well, so why is she making another one? (Just Jared)

Jake Gyllenhaal's new girlfriend is kinda fug. (Popsugar)

Want to know what Tori Spelling's real nose looks like? Just wait for her new baby to be born. (Defamer)

Shakira is really a life size dashboard hula dancer. (CollegeHumor)

Star Jones gets dumped from The View. (A Socialite's Life)

Looks like The Church of Scientology has been buying extra tickets to Mission: Impossible 3 to make Tom Cruise look a little better. Sorry, not working. (IDLYITW)

Axl Rose is putting out another Guns N' Roses album. Doesn't he realize it's not 1992 anymore? (Hollywood Rag)

I knew all those celebrities were really just robots. Now here's the proof. (CityRag)