Lizzie Cundy’s Busty Curves In London

 There are parts of Lizzie Cundy that are likely to outlast the life of this planet. That is just one of the marvels of modern surgery. Now there is not only the option of staying in your prime for the remainder of your life, you can also choose to stay that way for long after.

I think the doctors will pump you full of whatever preservatives they use in those Hostess snack cakes. After that it does not matter how hard you party because your veins will be coated in a protective creme filling. That will help to keep all of the harmful poisons of life from entering your bloodstream.

Do not try to bypass the doctors and inject the creme yourself. It does not work that way, which I found out the hard way. The only hope us peasants have is to eat so many of these snack cakes that they eventually coat your veins naturally. That is my excuse whenever some nosey Nelly decides to start asking questions about my high consumption, not that I should need a reason. I am an adult who can eat what he pleases, damn it. 

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