bill-swift - September 18, 2014
English TV personality and certified hot person Lizzie Cundy was boobtastically cleavy while leaving the Chiltern Firehouse Restaurant in London. Lizzie's crown jewels are pretty spectacular and you don't have to wait in line behind a bunch of fat tourists to see them. Her ta-tas are near perfect orbs. Yes, I used the word orbs because that's how perfectly round they are. The dress she was wearing was so low cut that they barely covered her nips. She also showed off her dynamite legs through a revealing slit in the front of the dress. People say that the Brits are uptight and repressed but that's never been my experience. They like to party and bone almost as much as we do here in America. Almost.
The point is that they know how to be sexy. I know when I was in London I spent many a happy hour ogling the local gals. I was expecting them all to look like when Monty Python dressed like women. I was pleasantly surprised that that was not the case.