Liz Cundy Giant Cleavage In A Super Busty Onepiece

That one-piece swimsuit is only barely doing its job, like a cop about to retire. Sure, it is keeping all of the legal bits out of sight, but it isn’t doing much to deter anything from popping out. If those boobies want to organize a jailbreak, it’ll happen.

Liz Cundy’s boobs already look like they are seeing how far apart they can spread before while still being covered. I can only hope that she does not dry off by shaking like a dog, and instead uses a towel like the rest of us. If she does go for the dog method then she is only going to get one good shake in before that top becomes a chest thong. We will really find out how far apart those boobs want to get then.

Say what you want about the inconvenience of having testicles dangling between our legs at all times, but at least they know their place. My balls would never do something so juvenile as to try to separate while I am out in public. Granted, the logistics are not really there for such a move, but I think they still deserve some credit for showing such restraint.

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