Lisa Appleton’s Big Giant Swimsuit Cleavage

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aldo-vallon - November 9, 2018

It is a bold move by Lisa Appleton to bring that glass of wine out there with no protection. It is only a matter of time before some sand gets in there and almost ruins it. Of course, any self-respecting wino will not let that deter them from still crushing the glass. They’d simply clench their teeth together as an impromptu filter, and any sand that does get through would be excused away as being good for digestion.

I have heard that some animals swallow stones to help break down their food. I do not know if that applies to humans, but it seems like a human rights violation if it doesn’t. Who is nature to tell me that eating rocks is bad? I don’t remember voting it into office.

Now, I’m not saying that Lisa is a wino, but she might be frugal so letting something go to waste just wouldn’t be in the cards. And sand should be the least of her worries. There is a whole ocean out there filled with fish-piss soaked water and all it wants to do is get everywhere that you don’t want it. That is why we get so much flooding. If Lisa lets her guard down she’ll find that wine glass turned into a fish bowl of filth.



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