Die Gossip. That’s German for…

The only thing that can actually make Jennifer Lopez look better is Marc Anthony. Only by comparison, though. (HollywoodTuna)

Oh, that's German for "The Hiltons." (A Socialite's Life)

Kevin Federline: Yup, still a dick. (IDLYITW)

Gwen Stefani is preggers. Let's all hope that kid has better fashion sense than mommy. (Perez Hilton)

Bradon Routh (the guy playing Superman) was in Italy for the Olympic Torch run. Is anybody else here reminded of Superman III? (Just Jared)

Yeah, why does Annie Lennox need a body gaurd? (CityRag)

Why does Jude Law think his stupid scarves look good. Please. Tell me why. (Pink is the New Blog)

Kelly Osbourne is not... Ugh. Whatever. She scares me. (Popsugar)

What was Maxim magazine thinking puttng Haylie Duff on the cover. Bad move boys. (Hollywood Rag)

Madonna's daughter is embarrassed by her mom's strange fashion sense. Well who wouldn't be. (Glitterati)

Steve Guttenberg is rich. Huh, who knew? (Goldenfiddle)

Has anyone seen my CQ DVD? I know I put it somewhere. Anyway, I guess I'll have to make do with these Angela Lindvall nipple slip pics until I find it. (Taxi Driver)

NBC doesn't like Pamela Anderson's breasts. NBC is annoying. (CelebNewsWire)