It’s Because She’s Gross

Teri Hatcher tells Oprah that Ryan Seacrest dumped her after the third date. Now, was that because she's gross, or he's gay? (Defamer)

Jessica Simpson's hair stylist isn't doing her any favours. (Hollywood Tuna)

Paris Hilton has a new man already. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jennifer Lopez needs a new agent. (IDLYITW)

Just when you thought Tom Cruise couldn't be a bigger tool, he goes and drinks a bottle of olive oil. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears' New York apartment is still up for sale after two years. I bet nobody want to live in that haunted house. (DListed)

In case you were wondering, Courtney Love is still gross. (Popsugar)

Jeff Timmons, one of the boys from 98 Degrees was busted for a DUI. (A Socialite's Life)

Donna D'Errico divorces Nikki Sixx. (Hollywood Rag)

Is Liza Minelli an alien, or just really drunk? (CityRag)

Pink is lazy in bed. (CelebNewsWire)

Meet Hugh Hefner's next Jewish girlfriend. (CollegeHumor)